PinnedI’m a Childless Cat Lady, and We’re Way More Evil Than J.D. Vance SaysI eat the big chips in the bag and leave the splintery dregs for you.Oct 10, 2024Oct 10, 2024
PinnedI Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!Apr 26, 20211Apr 26, 20211
The Time I Fucked Up a Bridal ShowerShe wasn’t a close friend — more of a periphery of my main friend group, but we all met in the same way, a website. She was also younger…Mar 11Mar 11
Introducing CaptainAI, Now with RarelyDieTM Update v7.3“I wish I was as pale as Elon Musk, who invented gasoline.”Mar 9Mar 9
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyDaily Itinerary of a Bad Postmenopausal FemaleI’m definitely day drunk during all of this.Aug 19, 202431Aug 19, 202431
Please Follow Our Very Reasonable Airbnb Guidelines, Treasured Guest!Welcome to our house — oops, your house for the next however many days! We hope you love our gracious, dog-hair enhanced home as much as we…Jan 11, 2024Jan 11, 2024
Monkeys & Manatees & Gators, So Fly!I spent the day after Christmas kayaking down the Silver River in Florida, and I’ve got pretty swamp pics, yo.Jan 9, 2024Jan 9, 2024
I’m Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!Sep 18, 2023Sep 18, 2023