PinnedI’m a Childless Cat Lady, and We’re Way More Evil Than J.D. Vance SaysI eat the big chips in the bag and leave the splintery dregs for you.Oct 10Oct 10
PinnedI Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!Apr 26, 20211Apr 26, 20211
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyDaily Itinerary of a Bad Postmenopausal FemaleI’m definitely day drunk during all of this.Aug 1931Aug 1931
Please Follow Our Very Reasonable Airbnb Guidelines, Treasured Guest!Welcome to our house — oops, your house for the next however many days! We hope you love our gracious, dog-hair enhanced home as much as we…Jan 11Jan 11
Monkeys & Manatees & Gators, So Fly!I spent the day after Christmas kayaking down the Silver River in Florida, and I’ve got pretty swamp pics, yo.Jan 9Jan 9
I’m Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!Sep 18, 2023Sep 18, 2023
Excerpts from AI-Written Rom-Coms That Prove Human Writers Are ObsoleteI have my very first piece in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency!May 10, 2023May 10, 2023
The Shittiest Princess and the Friend ZoneThe Royal Orgysmith organized the party-goers into lines of “flexible” and “brought own riding crop.”Mar 28, 2023Mar 28, 2023