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Attack of the Rom-Com: A Magically Funny Horror(Ish) Novel

Attack of the Rom-Com: A Magically Funny Horror(Ish) Novel

She's just a girl. Standing in front of four rom-coms. Praying for death.

2023

Stories

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Martti Nelson, Lady Author

I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and We’re Way More Evil Than J.D. Vance Says

I eat the big chips in the bag and leave the splintery dregs for you.

Oct 10

A woman kneeling on the ground at night holds a goat skull while surrounded by pumpkins and candles

Oct 10

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I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.

LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!

Apr 26, 2021

I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.

Apr 26, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

Daily Itinerary of a Bad Postmenopausal Female

I’m definitely day drunk during all of this.

Aug 19

Daily Itinerary of a Bad Postmenopausal Female

Aug 19

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

Please Follow Our Very Reasonable Airbnb Guidelines, Treasured Guest!

Welcome to our house — oops, your house for the next however many days! We hope you love our gracious, dog-hair enhanced home as much as we…

Jan 11

Please Follow Our Very Reasonable Airbnb Guidelines, Treasured Guest!

Jan 11

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

Monkeys & Manatees & Gators, So Fly!

I spent the day after Christmas kayaking down the Silver River in Florida, and I’ve got pretty swamp pics, yo.

Jan 9

Monkeys & Manatees & Gators, So Fly!

Jan 9

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

I’m Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!

Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!

Sep 18, 2023

I’m Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!

Sep 18, 2023

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?

First of all — rude.

Aug 17, 2023

But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?

Aug 17, 2023

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

Dropping 8–15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!

By me. It’s my new book yay!

Aug 11, 2023

Dropping 8–15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!

Aug 11, 2023

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

Excerpts from AI-Written Rom-Coms That Prove Human Writers Are Obsolete

I have my very first piece in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency!

May 10, 2023

Excerpts from AI-Written Rom-Coms That Prove Human Writers Are Obsolete

May 10, 2023

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

The Shittiest Princess and the Friend Zone

The Royal Orgysmith organized the party-goers into lines of “flexible” and “brought own riding crop.”

Mar 28, 2023

The Shittiest Princess and the Friend Zone

Mar 28, 2023

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

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Beautiful, but doesn’t know it. Humor, parody, satire author. ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM out now! marttinelson.com | She/Hers

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