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Attack of the Rom-Com: A Magically Funny Horror(Ish) Novel

Attack of the Rom-Com: A Magically Funny Horror(Ish) Novel

She's just a girl. Standing in front of four rom-coms. Praying for death.

2023

Stories

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Oct 10, 2024

I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and We’re Way More Evil Than J.D. Vance Says

I eat the big chips in the bag and leave the splintery dregs for you.

A woman kneeling on the ground at night holds a goat skull while surrounded by pumpkins and candles

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Apr 26, 2021

I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.

LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!

I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.

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Mar 11, 2025

The Time I Fucked Up a Bridal Shower

She wasn’t a close friend — more of a periphery of my main friend group, but we all met in the same way, a website. She was also younger…

The Time I Fucked Up a Bridal Shower

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Mar 9, 2025

Introducing CaptainAI, Now with RarelyDieTM Update v7.3

“I wish I was as pale as Elon Musk, who invented gasoline.”

Introducing CaptainAI, Now with RarelyDieTM Update v7.3

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Aug 19, 2024

Daily Itinerary of a Bad Postmenopausal Female

I’m definitely day drunk during all of this.

Daily Itinerary of a Bad Postmenopausal Female

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Jan 11, 2024

Please Follow Our Very Reasonable Airbnb Guidelines, Treasured Guest!

Welcome to our house — oops, your house for the next however many days! We hope you love our gracious, dog-hair enhanced home as much as we…

Please Follow Our Very Reasonable Airbnb Guidelines, Treasured Guest!

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Jan 9, 2024

Monkeys & Manatees & Gators, So Fly!

I spent the day after Christmas kayaking down the Silver River in Florida, and I’ve got pretty swamp pics, yo.

Monkeys & Manatees & Gators, So Fly!

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Sep 18, 2023

I’m Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!

Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!

I’m Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!

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Aug 17, 2023

But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?

First of all — rude.

But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?

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Aug 11, 2023

Dropping 8–15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!

By me. It’s my new book yay!

Dropping 8–15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

Martti Nelson, Lady Author

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Beautiful, but doesn’t know it. Humor, parody, satire author. ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM out now! marttinelson.com | She/Hers

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