PinnedMartti Nelson, Lady AuthorBut Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?First of all — rude.3 min read·Aug 17, 2023--1--1
PinnedMartti Nelson, Lady AuthorDropping 8–15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!By me. It’s my new book yay!25 min read·Aug 11, 2023----
PinnedMartti Nelson, Lady AuthorI Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!5 min read·Apr 26, 2021----
Martti Nelson, Lady AuthorPlease Follow Our Very Reasonable Airbnb Guidelines, Treasured Guest!Welcome to our house — oops, your house for the next however many days! We hope you love our gracious, dog-hair enhanced home as much as we…4 min read·Jan 11, 2024----
Martti Nelson, Lady AuthorMonkeys & Manatees & Gators, So Fly!I spent the day after Christmas kayaking down the Silver River in Florida, and I’ve got pretty swamp pics, yo.2 min read·Jan 9, 2024----
Martti Nelson, Lady AuthorI’m Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!1 min read·Sep 18, 2023----
Martti Nelson, Lady AuthorExcerpts from AI-Written Rom-Coms That Prove Human Writers Are ObsoleteI have my very first piece in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency!2 min read·May 10, 2023----
Martti Nelson, Lady AuthorThe Shittiest Princess and the Friend ZoneThe Royal Orgysmith organized the party-goers into lines of “flexible” and “brought own riding crop.”5 min read·Mar 28, 2023----
Martti Nelson, Lady AuthorThe Shittiest Princess and the Cutting of the CheeseEverything bad happened in Blorgvember — pestilence, plagues, the cancellation of GLOW.4 min read·Mar 21, 2023----
Martti Nelson, Lady AuthorThe Shittiest Princess Presents: Friend-Wife Agnes and the Princely Palooza Pleasure PartyGeesh, all these dudes looked alike. Inbred, no doubt.7 min read·Mar 14, 2023----